Don't Piss Off A Vampire!!

[Valhalla Erikson]

Within The Grand Chambers deep within a pocket universe constructed by some mad powerful vampires with intentions to conduct a meeting between representatives of reach of the vampire clans. No more than three top representatives are required to attend but this was a special occasion so several of them had arrived to attend the meeting. Carmella sits to the right of the Lord Ruler, Guinevere, while Lilith sits to the left next to Ramona. Loreto sits behind Carmella, faithful as always to the Crown Princess. Carmella wishes she could be like Lilith and not give a flying fuck while she shuffles her deck of cards in her hand but someone had to look professional. So Carmella remains attentive, while gradually becoming more and more irritated at the meeting proceedings.


Within the Grand Chambers, deep within a pocket universe constructed by mad, powerful vampires, a meeting convened between representatives of the vampire clans. Though no more than three top representatives were required, this special occasion saw several in attendance. Carmella sat to the right of the Lord Ruler, Guinevere, while Lilith occupied the left, next to Ramona. Behind Carmella, Loreto stood faithfully, ever vigilant to the Crown Princess.

Carmella envied Lilith's carefree demeanor as she shuffled her deck of cards. Someone had to maintain a semblance of professionalism amidst the chaos, and that burden fell on Carmella. Yet, as the meeting dragged on, her irritation simmered beneath her composed exterior.

The other representatives were mostly Elders, ancient and set in their ways, dismissive of Carmella's hard-earned place in the hierarchy. To them, she was a half-breed, undeserving of respect. Carmella, in turn, wouldn't shed a tear if they were left to burn in the sun.

Among these archaic figures stood the White Lotus Coven, led by its youngest ruler, Baron Battosai. He and his sister were a breath of fresh air among the stagnant Elders, save for Priscilla. Carmella held genuine respect for both Baron and Priscilla, a rarity in these chambers.

As the tedious proceedings continued, Carmella clung to the Lord Ruler as a lifeline, observing her deft handling of vampire politics. Perhaps one day, she mused, she would rise above knighthood to wield such effortless authority. Guinevere made it all seem so easy, a stark contrast to Carmella's own inner turmoil.

'Is this what hell feels like?' Carmella wondered, taking a deep breath. She ignored the hostile gazes directed her way—eyes filled with pure hatred or the desire to make an example of her. She grinned, flinging her hair back defiantly. She had endured far worse from her own sister, Sigruna.



Baron Battosai could take or leave these meetings personally. Yet he saw them as key opportunities, especially to scout out the power dynamics and arrange alliances with some of the coven members. His sister, Malty, sat next to him, her presence a soothing balm against the tension that the meeting provided. And then there was Carmella—her presence was always a pleasant company. She wasn't like any of the other vampires. Raised differently, yet somehow, he felt a kindred spirit with her.

Battosai scanned the room, gauging the mood and the shifting undercurrents of ambition and resentment. His eyes lingered on Carmella for a moment longer. He then constructed a mental block, a subtle barrier that left just enough open for only he and Carmella to communicate telepathically.

'Just say the word, and the two of us could leave early for dinner. I know a nice restaurant not too far from here,' he projected.

Carmella's eyes flickered with a mix of surprise and amusement. 'Wouldn't we get caught?'

'Of course not, I do it all the time. Plus with Lilith and Ramona there I'm sure The Lord Ruler will be fine'

Carmella contemplated it. 'Very tempting but going to have to take a raincheck. Plus wouldn't want to leave Malty alone with these guys.'

Baron took note of that. Malty had started sprouting as of late and it has become evident that she will be quite the siren. It wouldn't be an issue if everyone else hadn't noticed. Not like Malty couldn't take care of herself, it's her catching the attention of an older vampire.

'So noted'

'Hate to cut this conversation short but I can feel Lilith's eyes on me RN'

Baron was surprised by this. 'So..are you saying she can-'

'Sniff out psychic auras? Yes. Mystery to me how she does it.' Carmella relaxed and crossed her legs.

Baron sees Lilith looking at him from across the room and just grinned at him before turning her attention back towards the meeting.

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Jun 22, 2024 19:25:57 GMT Valhalla Erikson said:

Within The Grand Chambers deep within a pocket universe constructed by some mad powerful vampires with intentions to conduct a meeting between representatives of reach of the vampire clans. No more than three top representatives are required to attend but this was a special occasion so several of them had arrived to attend the meeting. Carmella sits to the right of the Lord Ruler, Guinevere, while Lilith sits to the left next to Ramona. Loreto sits behind Carmella, faithful as always to the Crown Princess. Carmella wishes she could be like Lilith and not give a flying fuck while she shuffles her deck of cards in her hand but someone had to look professional. So Carmella remains attentive, while gradually becoming more and more irritated at the meeting proceedings.

Within the Grand Chambers, deep within a pocket universe constructed by mad, powerful vampires, a meeting convened between representatives of the vampire clans. Though no more than three top representatives were required, this special occasion saw several in attendance. Carmella sat to the right of the Lord Ruler, Guinevere, while Lilith occupied the left, next to Ramona. Behind Carmella, Loreto stood faithfully, ever vigilant to the Crown Princess.

Carmella envied Lilith's carefree demeanor as she shuffled her deck of cards. Someone had to maintain a semblance of professionalism amidst the chaos, and that burden fell on Carmella. Yet, as the meeting dragged on, her irritation simmered beneath her composed exterior.

The other representatives were mostly Elders, ancient and set in their ways, dismissive of Carmella's hard-earned place in the hierarchy. To them, she was a half-breed, undeserving of respect. Carmella, in turn, wouldn't shed a tear if they were left to burn in the sun.

Among these archaic figures stood the White Lotus Coven, led by its youngest ruler, Baron Battosai. He and his sister were a breath of fresh air among the stagnant Elders, save for Priscilla. Carmella held genuine respect for both Baron and Priscilla, a rarity in these chambers.

As the tedious proceedings continued, Carmella clung to the Lord Ruler as a lifeline, observing her deft handling of vampire politics. Perhaps one day, she mused, she would rise above knighthood to wield such effortless authority. Guinevere made it all seem so easy, a stark contrast to Carmella's own inner turmoil.

'Is this what hell feels like?' Carmella wondered, taking a deep breath. She ignored the hostile gazes directed her way—eyes filled with pure hatred or the desire to make an example of her. She grinned, flinging her hair back defiantly. She had endured far worse from her own sister, Sigruna.



Baron Battosai could take or leave these meetings personally. Yet he saw them as key opportunities, especially to scout out the power dynamics and arrange alliances with some of the coven members. His sister, Malty, sat next to him, her presence a soothing balm against the tension that the meeting provided. And then there was Carmella—her presence was always a pleasant company. She wasn't like any of the other vampires. Raised differently, yet somehow, he felt a kindred spirit with her.

Battosai scanned the room, gauging the mood and the shifting undercurrents of ambition and resentment. His eyes lingered on Carmella for a moment longer. He then constructed a mental block, a subtle barrier that left just enough open for only he and Carmella to communicate telepathically.

'Just say the word, and the two of us could leave early for dinner. I know a nice restaurant not too far from here,' he projected.

Carmella's eyes flickered with a mix of surprise and amusement. 'Wouldn't we get caught?'

'Of course not, I do it all the time. Plus with Lilith and Ramona there I'm sure The Lord Ruler will be fine'

Carmella contemplated it. 'Very tempting but going to have to take a raincheck. Plus wouldn't want to leave Malty alone with these guys.'

Baron took note of that. Malty had started sprouting as of late and it has become evident that she will be quite the siren. It wouldn't be an issue if everyone else hadn't noticed. Not like Malty couldn't take care of herself, it's her catching the attention of an older vampire.

'So noted'

'Hate to cut this conversation short but I can feel Lilith's eyes on me RN'

Baron was surprised by this. 'So..are you saying she can-'

'Sniff out psychic auras? Yes. Mystery to me how she does it.' Carmella relaxed and crossed her legs.

Baron sees Lilith looking at him from across the room and just grinned at him before turning her attention back towards the meeting.

Rosamond Margaret sat tall and regal in her seat clad in her reddish-pink dresssuit with her black jacket worn on her shoulders as she vibed with the meeting. Her angelic white hair framing her face complimenting her mischievous expression. Normally she would send a representative of her Coven to the meeting but she had such a good feeling about this one, that something interesting was going to happen this time, that she came personally and now waited to see if her feelings turned out to be true.



Besides, it had to be big if Priscilla of all people had actually left her Joyland Dollhouse to come here.



Priscilla hummed to herself as she relaxed in her own seat with Lady Goosebumps on her lap. The tension in the room was palpable but her ever present smile and joyful nature let her ride the waves of chaos radiating around them. 

Lucius Abyss, a tall and slender younger looking but no less dangerous Vampire clad in a fancy high class suit sat in his own seat with his legs folded with a smile on his face as he enjoyed the meeting. His expression, while sinister, didn't give away any idea of what he was personally planning while he observed his fellow Council Vampires. Which was just how Lucius preferred it. He kept his cards to his chest and didn't reveal them until the time was right.



One thing he was curious about was what that kid over there was doing here.

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Vladmir Graveblade crossed his legs and silently listened in on the meeting for now. Normally his brother or an Elder from their Coven would be here instead but he'd been recommended instead in order to give him some experience. Since this was his first time here among this many Elders though the Young Vampire Prince was left feeling rather surprised at the sheer amount of power around him. (So these are the Elders of the world, huh? Christ. No wonder. All that power just radiating off of them, it's like I'm surrounded by hurricanes on all sides.  Okay, come on Vlad, sit up fucking straight and relax. Be calm. Chill. You've fucking got this. Just relax.) He calmed himself down and instead focused his attention elsewhere. He glanced at Baron and followed his line of vision towards Carmella and then back again. (Huh...that's quite a bit of eye contact....are they communicating psionically or are they an item?) 

[Valhalla Erikson]

Count Varney's cold eyes scanned the whole room. He takes note of Baron and Graveblade's presence among the rest of the vampire council. He'd love to groan in disgust but he's an elder and he has too much respect for vampire tradition to do that.

'They let babies in these great halls now?! For fucks sake I can see why Darius skipped this one' Varney thought displeasingly. He gazed at Carmella's direction.'At least the pup knows where she belongs. Right beneath her master'

*pause*

Lilith sensed Varney's Aura, she didn't look at where he was sitting but instead remained close to Carmella. 'I swear to the Dark Lord if he starts giving her shit'

'I wouldn't worry about that Milady. Varney, as uncivilized as he is, isn't stupid to try anything with the other vampires present.' Loreto pointed out in an assuring tone. Even though she can understand Lilith's protectiveness towards her.

As to why Darius or Sigruna's presence was missed? The two had a mission ordered by The Lord Ruler they had to conduct and the Lord Ruler gave the two of them her blessing regarding their absence.

Carmella sensed Graveblade's discomfort. She can relate all too well. She remembered her first vampire meeting. No matter how much she tried she couldn't stop sweating bullets. She wanted to comfort him mentally but she remembered something her mom taught her. She closed her eyes and a gentle aura of comfort washed over the young prince.

[superkamiguy1]

Jun 23, 2024 2:58:52 GMT Valhalla Erikson said:

Count Varney's cold eyes scanned the whole room. He takes note of Baron and Graveblade's presence among the rest of the vampire council. He'd love to groan in disgust but he's an elder and he has too much respect for vampire tradition to do that.

'They let babies in these great halls now?! For fucks sake I can see why Darius skipped this one' Varney thought displeasingly. He gazed at Carmella's direction.'At least the pup knows where she belongs. Right beneath her master'

*pause*

Lilith sensed Varney's Aura, she didn't look at where he was sitting but instead remained close to Carmella. 'I swear to the Dark Lord if he starts giving her shit'

'I wouldn't worry about that Milady. Varney, as uncivilized as he is, isn't stupid to try anything with the other vampires present.' Loreto pointed out in an assuring tone. Even though she can understand Lilith's protectiveness towards her.

As to why Darius or Sigruna's presence was missed? The two had a mission ordered by The Lord Ruler they had to conduct and the Lord Ruler gave the two of them her blessing regarding their absence.

Carmella sensed Graveblade's discomfort. She can relate all too well. She remembered her first vampire meeting. No matter how much she tried she couldn't stop sweating bullets. She wanted to comfort him mentally but she remembered something her mom taught her. She closed her eyes and a gentle aura of comfort washed over the young prince.

Vladmir perked up as he felt the sensation of relaxation wash over him and he felt his anxiety around the meeting fading away. The tension left his body and he was able to visibly relax and get comfortable. He quietly scanned the room until his eyes locked with Carmella's and she flashed him a knowing smile. He returned it to let her know he caught the vibes and she gave him a slight nod in return. (Lifesaver.)

(The Youngblood's have to stick together.) Carmella noted.

(You've learned so much, Your Highness. You're really growing into your own.) Loreto commented internally on their Princess with true pride in her voice.

Priscilla held Lady Goosebumps up to her ear, nodded and then quietly giggled before lowering her back down. Whatever it was she said it was obviously being kept between them and their own psionic bond together.

Rosamond watched her but let it slide and returned her attention to the business at hand. Priscilla was a weirdo but she was a powerhouse nonetheless and one she'd rather avoid antagonizing if she didn't have to. Particularly since Meetings were neutral ground.

Lucius caught Varney's feelings and made note of them. It was good to know that there were others here who expected professionalism from The Meetings.

[Valhalla Erikson]

A crystalline door opened appeared at the center of the chambers and when the door opened out came The Archmage himself. Lord of The Magic Arts.

Carmella glanced at the gentleman, she could feel the magic radiating from him. She would've hugged him for giving her the much needed relief if she didn't pick up an air of superiority as well. She signaled and Loreto stepped into the Umbra and then re-appeared in front of him and curtsied politely.

"Good evening Mr.Archmage, care for a drink" Loretto offered, in her usual monotone voice, offering the Archmage a glass of wine

The Archmage scoffed, "I don't drink. And even if I do, it certainly wouldn't be from a walking abomination"

Count Varney's eyes glowed and his claws extended. Abomination. That word should've been snuffed out with the Dark Age period it was formed in. All The Lord Ruler had to do was give the signal and Varney would be more than eager to snuff him out.


Malty watched the Archmage's embarrassing circus with a mischievous glee while she snuggled against her older brother. Not enough to make it obvious but enough to mask Baron's intentions.

'Are you going to Han Shoots First him, Big Bro?'

'Not yet. I want to see how she responds' Baron says with his gaze on Carmella but his hand firmly on the handle of his handgun Godslayer just in case.

---

That caused Lilith to stop her shuffling, her bright golden eyes looked up at The Archmage. Showcasing a look of a wolf about ready to rip someone apart. And all it would take is a word from The Lord Ruler. She has battled magic users before and she certainly isn't afraid to battle this one. Ramona meanwhile casually placed a Fool Card on the table and smirked, already knowing where this was going.

(Natursektconnoisseur, am I right Lilith?)

"Sir Archmage, to what do we owe this visit?" The Lord Ruler asked in a calm tone with a slight cold edge to it

rom Carmella's perspective, the entire area looked as if time slowed to a crawl. Right down to the smallest molecule. Ever since she was a little girl Izumi had taught her the way of using Chi Energy.

Chi represents the essence of life. When trained one can use it to increase their preception tenfold. Carmella has heard tales of the previous Archmages and, depending on the incarnation, they have a rather complex relationship among the vampire community. They have been enemies and in one life-time they've been allies against a common enemy. Everything about this version of The Archmage stinks. She can sense her Daemon from within feeling the same way. And when both parties tend to agree on something then may whatever cosmic force out there may give the visitor the wisdom to not do anything stupid.

(Oh if only Darius were here. He's probably kicking himself right now. Hell Siggy would've punched a wall down) Lilith chuckled to herself, intrigued to see where this visit goes.

The Archmage glanced up at the group and zeroed in on Ramona due to the smug smile on her face. (I'm sorry, does something about me amuse you, Nazi?) He asked her telepathically.

(Ohhhhh no, no, nothing...however, Dein Stammbaum ist ein Kreis, Schmierpimmel. Dich haben sie bei der Geburt wohl zweimal fallen lassen.) She fired back.

(Fährt zur Hölle.) He retorted. (I'll deal with you in a minute. Right now, I have my eyes set on a better class of leech.) He returned his attention to The Lord Ruler.

"I was half hoping that I'd get to meet The Dark Lord of Vampires himself. What gives, too cowardly to make his presence known?"

The Lord Ruler scoffed then crossed her legs, shutting the conversation down entirely.

Varney ceased his attempt to snuff out this boisterous asshole. His mind reflected to what Darius told him regarding Carmella. 'I wouldn't disregard her. That Pup you described has a bite that stings'


Carmella couldn't contain it any longer. She burst out laughing. And I am talking about a doubling over type of laughter. "Oh man, what's your number. Because you're hilarious." Carmella wipes the tears of blood from her eyes.

Malty smiled in amusement at Varney, 'I swear he's just like the MC's in those Manga's Hana likes to read whenever he's within five feet of The Lord Ruler'

Joannah Desdemona or Hannah to the other vampires could barely contain her excitement. The moment Carmella opens her mouth she knows she's in for something special.


"I see you didn't get the memo, Father or The Dark Lord as you'd prefer has retired" Carmella spoke up

"Huh. I don't recall asking for your opinion"

Interestingly enough, Carmella didn't show any anger, instead she just smiled at the man. Maybe smiling just irritates the other individual but since he challenged her he asked for it.

"I just find it amusing how you just waltz in here, so eager to show us how big your package is. I hate to break it to you. That little mushroom you're carrying isn't impressive"

That comment managed to stun the room in silence then the vampire representatives all laughed. Even Loretto smiled at that, it's about as close to laughter as you can get. Malty hugs herself trying very hard not to laugh.

Lilith caught the right side of Varney's mouth twitching a little before he composed himself. 'I am so going to hold that over his head' Lilith grins.

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Jun 23, 2024 3:48:23 GMT Valhalla Erikson said:

A crystalline door opened appeared at the center of the chambers and when the door opened out came The Archmage himself. Lord of The Magic Arts.

Carmella glanced at the gentleman, she could feel the magic radiating from him. She would've hugged him for giving her the much needed relief if she didn't pick up an air of superiority as well. She signaled and Loreto stepped into the Umbra and then re-appeared in front of him and curtsied politely.

"Good evening Mr.Archmage, care for a drink" Loretto offered, in her usual monotone voice, offering the Archmage a glass of wine

The Archmage scoffed, "I don't drink. And even if I do, it certainly wouldn't be from a walking abomination"

Count Varney's eyes glowed and his claws extended. Abomination. That word should've been snuffed out with the Dark Age period it was formed in. All The Lord Ruler had to do was give the signal and Varney would be more than eager to snuff him out.

Malty watched the Archmage's embarrassing circus with a mischievous glee while she snuggled against her older brother. Not enough to make it obvious but enough to mask Baron's intentions.

'Are you going to Han Shoots First him, Big Bro?'

'Not yet. I want to see how she responds' Baron says with his gaze on Carmella but his hand firmly on the handle of his handgun Godslayer just in case.

---

That caused Lilith to stop her shuffling, her bright golden eyes looked up at The Archmage. Showcasing a look of a wolf about ready to rip someone apart. And all it would take is a word from The Lord Ruler. She has battled magic users before and she certainly isn't afraid to battle this one. Ramona meanwhile casually placed a Fool Card on the table and smirked, already knowing where this was going.

(Natursektconnoisseur, am I right Lilith?)

"Sir Archmage, to what do we owe this visit?" The Lord Ruler asked in a calm tone with a slight cold edge to it

rom Carmella's perspective, the entire area looked as if time slowed to a crawl. Right down to the smallest molecule. Ever since she was a little girl Izumi had taught her the way of using Chi Energy.

Chi represents the essence of life. When trained one can use it to increase their preception tenfold. Carmella has heard tales of the previous Archmages and, depending on the incarnation, they have a rather complex relationship among the vampire community. They have been enemies and in one life-time they've been allies against a common enemy. Everything about this version of The Archmage stinks. She can sense her Daemon from within feeling the same way. And when both parties tend to agree on something then may whatever cosmic force out there may give the visitor the wisdom to not do anything stupid.

(Oh if only Darius were here. He's probably kicking himself right now. Hell Siggy would've punched a wall down) Lilith chuckled to herself, intrigued to see where this visit goes.

The Archmage glanced up at the group and zeroed in on Ramona due to the smug smile on her face. (I'm sorry, does something about me amuse you, Nazi?) He asked her telepathically.

(Ohhhhh no, no, nothing...however, Dein Stammbaum ist ein Kreis, Schmierpimmel. Dich haben sie bei der Geburt wohl zweimal fallen lassen.) She fired back.

(Fährt zur Hölle.) He retorted. (I'll deal with you in a minute. Right now, I have my eyes set on a better class of leech.) He returned his attention to The Lord Ruler.

"I was half hoping that I'd get to meet The Dark Lord of Vampires himself. What gives, too cowardly to make his presence known?"

The Lord Ruler scoffed then crossed her legs, shutting the conversation down entirely.

Varney ceased his attempt to snuff out this boisterous asshole. His mind reflected to what Darius told him regarding Carmella. 'I wouldn't disregard her. That Pup you described has a bite that stings'

Carmella couldn't contain it any longer. She burst out laughing. And I am talking about a doubling over type of laughter. "Oh man, what's your number. Because you're hilarious." Carmella wipes the tears of blood from her eyes.

Malty smiled in amusement at Varney, 'I swear he's just like the MC's in those Manga's Hana likes to read whenever he's within five feet of The Lord Ruler'

Joannah Desdemona or Hannah to the other vampires could barely contain her excitement. The moment Carmella opens her mouth she knows she's in for something special.

"I see you didn't get the memo, Father or The Dark Lord as you'd prefer has retired" Carmella spoke up

"Huh. I don't recall asking for your opinion"

Interestingly enough, Carmella didn't show any anger, instead she just smiled at the man. Maybe smiling just irritates the other individual but since he challenged her he asked for it.

"I just find it amusing how you just waltz in here, so eager to show us how big your package is. I hate to break it to you. That little mushroom you're carrying isn't impressive"

That comment managed to stun the room in silence then the vampire representatives all laughed. Even Loretto smiled at that, it's about as close to laughter as you can get. Malty hugs herself trying very hard not to laugh.

Lilith caught the right side of Varney's mouth twitching a little before he composed himself. 'I am so going to hold that over his head' Lilith grins.

(Holy fucking shit! I can't believe I was worried! This is a fucking riot! ) Vladmir noted internally as he laughed. (Bro's going to be so salty he missed this! How is she so cool? How is she so fucking cool?) "Hey! Hey my man! Do you do stand up shows?" He called out to the 'Mage'.

"Hell, I'd buy tickets to that!" Lilith added.

Priscilla kept laughing alongside Lady Goosebumps now. The creepy doll's eyes rolling around every which way while her mouth rapidly opened and closed. Her creepy unnatural laughter mixing with the chorus of laughter from the others.

"Mah word, Young Princess! Yer the cats pajamas ain't ya? I love it!" Rosamond complimented her. Rosamond had taken a particular liking to the 1920's and incorporated it into her particular style of fashion and talking. "Ya don't trip for biscuits bumpin' gums 'n just get straight ta business! I love it! I dare say ya just blew him down!"

The Mage paused to look up at her in irritation and confusion. "Fucking what?"

"It was da roarin' twenties, mugs, ya follow? Now. Do ya 'ave anythin' ta ask us or demonstrate or 're ya just a daisy who trained in a flophouse dive?"

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The Lord Ruler raised an eyebrow. She’s known Rosie long enough to know nothing impresses her but for Carmella to achieve that and get a compliment from the older vampire.

‘I see Darius’s training did her wonders.’ She smiled at Carmella

"Seriously guys, I think we should have a moment of silence for the departure of Archmage's dignity" Carmella says mockingly.

"SILENCE!!! I AM THE ARCHMAGE YOU DAMNED CREATURE! AND I SHALL NOT BE PUT DOWN BECAUSE YOUR MOTHER WAS TOO MUCH OF A WHORE TO-"

And that, ladies and gentlemen, was The Fucking Line.



Both Baron and Vladimire was caught off guard at how fast Carmella approached The Archmage. She was so fast that Baron didn't even have a second to pull out his gun the moment the dick even dared to insult her mother.

or a micro second Archmage surely thought he's dead. The moment he blinked his eyes The Draculina appeared a few inches before him. He can feel the blade had already cut his skin but didn't sink deep enough to score a fatal hit. Normally he'd use his magic to get himself out of this but he somehow finds himself paralyzed by a woman who shouldn't be anywhere near his level.

"Say another word, you die. You even look at the Elders around you wrong, you die. You use magic, you die. Has that sunk into your thick skull yet? Squint your eyes if you comprehend what I'm saying to you." Carmella's words were like knives piercing the Archmage's skin and peeling it like a potato.

Sweat ran from the Archmage's brow.

(She's gonna do it! We'll finally be rid of this clown for good!) Varney, one of the Elders smiles from ear to ear.

(I don't think so) Priscilla responds

(Usual wager then?) Varney asked

(It's a bet) Priscilla responds

The Archmage squints at Carmella's question.

"Good. Because I have one thing, oh screw it, two things to say to you: 1. Power without honor or, in your case, wisdom means shit. Respect is EARNED. 2. If you ever utter my family, my friends, or anyone within this fucking room's names from that fecal sewage you call a mouth. Keep in mind Archmage."



"I am my father's daughter. I have ways in making you wish you are dead"

(Heh. Darius was right, The Pup does have bite) Elder Count Varney smiled at the sight of the so-called powerful mage looking like he's about to soil himself.

Lord Barnabus Karloff scoffed at The Archmages threats. He had lost count of many directed at him and not many backed those threats up. His dark eyes cast down to the blade near the sorcerer's throat. Part of him was a little impressed by how Carmella would hold him off at sword point yet part of him questions her resistance in finishing him off. (The great and powerful Archmage put in his place by a mere child. Heh. This line is going soft indeed)




As the Archmage stared into the depths of the crimson light shining from her eyes he found himself witnessing his own deaths. Over and over and over again. On an endless loop. He saw himself being skinned. He saw himself burning in a brass bull. He saw his body dismembered. He saw his bones being violently snapped and twisted and broken. He saw himself being thrown to the depths of Hell itself! He witnessed innumerable countless horrific deaths and tortures inflicted upon his physical being all at once in an endless loop!

Finally blinking and pulling himself out of the eternal torment he nodded slowly. "Yes...I...understand....your grace."

"Apologize. Now."

"I...I am...sorry...I was...wrong. I deeply...apologize. Please...forgive...me."

"@#*&$^#$@@" Varney swore then flips the Archmage off

Priscilla can hear Lady Goosebumps cackling like a small child. She nods at Archmage's apology while shaking her head at her companion's vulgarity.

The Lord Ruler shrugged. Not caring about his words one way or another.

"Remember that a half-breed like me saved your life. Don't waste it or disgrace your predecessors further by being a fool. Now kindly take your leave, you're interrupting our meeting." Carmella says as she calmly wipes his blood from her blade with a cloth.

"I...yes...thank you. I'm sorry." The Archmage stumbled backward and slunk away while healing his wounds.

"Lord Archmage?" Loreto called out to him.

"Y-yes?"

"Please use this chance to reflect upon and rethink your life and grow from this day. In the event that you do learn this lesson and grow up, then by all means, appear before us again and perhaps we can work on mending bridges. Until then, good day."

"Yes. Thank you."

The Vampire Maid curtsied once more and nodded her head. After The Mage left, she stood back up and turned to look at her Princess. "Are you feeling alright, your highness? Can I get you anything?"

"That won't be necessary L. And if I may, you showed more class than that warthog-faced buffoon ever did" Carmella complemented then turned her attention to The Lord Ruler. "Apologies for the uncivilized language"

"I've heard worse from Varney." The Lord Ruler noted in which Count Varney grinned proudly at that.

"Your compliments are always appreciated your grace." Loreto replied in her usual polite monotone manner and opened an Umbran Portal and they stepped through back to their seats. Ramona laughed and high-fived Carmella.

"Kriegerprinzessin!" She complimented. "Das ist eines der Dinge, die ich an dir mag! That was one for the record books, your highness!"

*Warrior Princess. That's one of the things I like about you.*

"Tausend Dank!" She replied to Ramona as they passed by each other and then Lilith raised her hand and laced her fingers with Carmella's.

"Is it wrong that I'm very turned on by you right now?" She asked her Princess.

"Not at all, dearest Lilith, but save it for later. We are in a meeting right now." She took her seat and the meeting resumed.

Baron smiled at Carmella before releasing his hold of his gun then relaxed in his seat.

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Jun 23, 2024 5:42:28 GMT Valhalla Erikson said:

The Lord Ruler raised an eyebrow. She’s known Rosie long enough to know nothing impresses her but for Carmella to achieve that and get a compliment from the older vampire.

‘I see Darius’s training did her wonders.’ She smiled at Carmella

"Seriously guys, I think we should have a moment of silence for the departure of Archmage's dignity" Carmella says mockingly.

"SILENCE!!! I AM THE ARCHMAGE YOU DAMNED CREATURE! AND I SHALL NOT BE PUT DOWN BECAUSE YOUR MOTHER WAS TOO MUCH OF A WHORE TO-"

And that, ladies and gentlemen, was The Fucking Line.



Both Baron and Vladimire was caught off guard at how fast Carmella approached The Archmage. She was so fast that Baron didn't even have a second to pull out his gun the moment the dick even dared to insult her mother.

or a micro second Archmage surely thought he's dead. The moment he blinked his eyes The Draculina appeared a few inches before him. He can feel the blade had already cut his skin but didn't sink deep enough to score a fatal hit. Normally he'd use his magic to get himself out of this but he somehow finds himself paralyzed by a woman who shouldn't be anywhere near his level.

"Say another word, you die. You even look at the Elders around you wrong, you die. You use magic, you die. Has that sunk into your thick skull yet? Squint your eyes if you comprehend what I'm saying to you." Carmella's words were like knives piercing the Archmage's skin and peeling it like a potato.

Sweat ran from the Archmage's brow.

(She's gonna do it! We'll finally be rid of this clown for good!) Varney, one of the Elders smiles from ear to ear.

(I don't think so) Priscilla responds

(Usual wager then?) Varney asked

(It's a bet) Priscilla responds

The Archmage squints at Carmella's question.

"Good. Because I have one thing, oh screw it, two things to say to you: 1. Power without honor or, in your case, wisdom means shit. Respect is EARNED. 2. If you ever utter my family, my friends, or anyone within this fucking room's names from that fecal sewage you call a mouth. Keep in mind Archmage."



"I am my father's daughter. I have ways in making you wish you are dead"

(Heh. Darius was right, The Pup does have bite) Elder Count Varney smiled at the sight of the so-called powerful mage looking like he's about to soil himself.

Lord Barnabus Karloff scoffed at The Archmages threats. He had lost count of many directed at him and not many backed those threats up. His dark eyes cast down to the blade near the sorcerer's throat. Part of him was a little impressed by how Carmella would hold him off at sword point yet part of him questions her resistance in finishing him off. (The great and powerful Archmage put in his place by a mere child. Heh. This line is going soft indeed)




As the Archmage stared into the depths of the crimson light shining from her eyes he found himself witnessing his own deaths. Over and over and over again. On an endless loop. He saw himself being skinned. He saw himself burning in a brass bull. He saw his body dismembered. He saw his bones being violently snapped and twisted and broken. He saw himself being thrown to the depths of Hell itself! He witnessed innumerable countless horrific deaths and tortures inflicted upon his physical being all at once in an endless loop!

Finally blinking and pulling himself out of the eternal torment he nodded slowly. "Yes...I...understand....your grace."

"Apologize. Now."

"I...I am...sorry...I was...wrong. I deeply...apologize. Please...forgive...me."

"@#*&$^#$@@" Varney swore then flips the Archmage off

Priscilla can hear Lady Goosebumps cackling like a small child. She nods at Archmage's apology while shaking her head at her companion's vulgarity.

The Lord Ruler shrugged. Not caring about his words one way or another.

"Remember that a half-breed like me saved your life. Don't waste it or disgrace your predecessors further by being a fool. Now kindly take your leave, you're interrupting our meeting." Carmella says as she calmly wipes his blood from her blade with a cloth.

"I...yes...thank you. I'm sorry." The Archmage stumbled backward and slunk away while healing his wounds.

"Lord Archmage?" Loreto called out to him.

"Y-yes?"

"Please use this chance to reflect upon and rethink your life and grow from this day. In the event that you do learn this lesson and grow up, then by all means, appear before us again and perhaps we can work on mending bridges. Until then, good day."

"Yes. Thank you."

The Vampire Maid curtsied once more and nodded her head. After The Mage left, she stood back up and turned to look at her Princess. "Are you feeling alright, your highness? Can I get you anything?"

"That won't be necessary L. And if I may, you showed more class than that warthog-faced buffoon ever did" Carmella complemented then turned her attention to The Lord Ruler. "Apologies for the uncivilized language"

"I've heard worse from Varney." The Lord Ruler noted in which Count Varney grinned proudly at that.

"Your compliments are always appreciated your grace." Loreto replied in her usual polite monotone manner and opened an Umbran Portal and they stepped through back to their seats. Ramona laughed and high-fived Carmella.

"Kriegerprinzessin!" She complimented. "Das ist eines der Dinge, die ich an dir mag! That was one for the record books, your highness!"

*Warrior Princess. That's one of the things I like about you.*

"Tausend Dank!" She replied to Ramona as they passed by each other and then Lilith raised her hand and laced her fingers with Carmella's.

"Is it wrong that I'm very turned on by you right now?" She asked her Princess.

"Not at all, dearest Lilith, but save it for later. We are in a meeting right now." She took her seat and the meeting resumed.

Baron smiled at Carmella before releasing his hold of his gun then relaxed in his seat.

(Holy fucking shit that was fast! I couldn't even see her move!) Vlad noted. He was on the younger Vampires here, he knew that, but he'd always been impressively fast for his age. And yet? He was pretty sure that Carmella had just blew away his best records. Rather than being upset or envious though, he was actually impressed! (That's amazing! She's definitely the daughter of two of the world's strongest! I can't even imagine what it would be like to have a match with her!) He smiled and displayed his fangs at the display of Royal Badassery they'd all just witnessed. (Fauxmage really must've been a special kind of stupid to think he could get away with insulting her mother like that in front of her face.) He relaxed in his seat and gave her a quick thumbs up that Carmella returned with a smile of her own.

(Mah premonition was right on da dough! 'dis day has been an exhilaratin' one!) "A splendid display princess! Ya honor yer family with yer power!"

"Compliments appreciated Lady Margaret."

(A stellar performance to be sure but it's rather disappointing that the Archmage Title has fallen so far that a circus clown now bares it. Exterminating him would be mercy.) Lucius mused as he enjoyed the show.

Hannah managed to rein in her laughter and wiped her eyes. "Oh maaaan. I am so telling Darius about this. He's going to love it Carmey!"

"Go right ahead Hannah! Let the whole world know not to insult our family."

"I am so glad that I came now. We need more halftime entertainment shows like that." Malty commented to Baron.

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Before the meeting could officially continue a single round of applause was heard. Carmella looked to see a vampire elder applauding at her direction. She couldn't even begin to describe it but the moment she locked eyes on the man she can sense the raw and primordial dark energy that radiates from him. What she also recognized was his Familiar next to him.



While Crowley was on his feet applauding his Familiar, who appeared to be around Malty's age, remain seated with a blank expression on his face staring into the distance.

"Very good, Young One. You left a Mark on him that he will never forget" Crowley complimented. He glanced at Han who stood up and bowed respectfully at Carmella before sitting back down

For once, Carmella didn't say a thing. She just nods in appreciation then bowed at Han in return. While she tries to hide it the blush on her face was evident.

"I couldn't agree more. Carmella did the house and the vampire community proud today. In light of the events I declare the meeting dismissed" The Lord Ruler commented.

(A compliment from The Lord Ruler, to say you left an impression would be an understatement) Lilith complimented her, patting Carmella on the back.

Note: Han in Da House!

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Jun 23, 2024 20:24:26 GMT Valhalla Erikson said:

Before the meeting could officially continue a single round of applause was heard. Carmella looked to see a vampire elder applauding at her direction. She couldn't even begin to describe it but the moment she locked eyes on the man she can sense the raw and primordial dark energy that radiates from him. What she also recognized was his Familiar next to him.



While Crowley was on his feet applauding his Familiar, who appeared to be around Malty's age, remain seated with a blank expression on his face staring into the distance.

"Very good, Young One. You left a Mark on him that he will never forget" Crowley complimented. He glanced at Han who stood up and bowed respectfully at Carmella before sitting back down

For once, Carmella didn't say a thing. She just nods in appreciation then bowed at Han in return. While she tries to hide it the blush on her face was evident.

"I couldn't agree more. Carmella did the house and the vampire community proud today. In light of the events I declare the meeting dismissed" The Lord Ruler commented.

(A compliment from The Lord Ruler, to say you left an impression would be an understatement) Lilith complimented her, patting Carmella on the back.

Note: Han in Da House!

The Masked Horror Virgil Caine had been his usual silent self until Crowley finally entered at which point he finally seemed to wake up a bit and looked at the new arrival and the boy at his side. Their eyes met and Virgil's eyes narrowed dangerously. Han felt a chill run down his spine at the sight of the long haired masked madman until Crowley placed a hand on his shoulder and guided him aside to their seat.



Priscilla actually set Lady Goosebumps down and quietly watched Crowley but he just chuckled at her and took his seat. Baron and Malty wanted nothing more than to grab the Young Kurosawa boy and get him right out of here but they knew they couldn't make a move on him while the meeting was in session without raising all kinds of hell.

(Heh, thanks a lot Lilith. That means a whole lot.) Carmella responded. (Say, uh, what do we know about that kid by Crowley's side?) 

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(Not much but that has a lot to do with his Master keeping it that way.) Lilith glances at Baron and Malty’s reaction then continues. (I’d recommend asking them if you’re curious.)

As The Lord Ruler dismisses everyone Crowley got up from his seat, “Come on, Han”

Han nodded then followed his Lord.

Hannah frowned, the moment she locked eyes on Crowley’s Familiar her stomach was in knots as memories back when she was human resurfaced

Carmella can sense a distress in Hannah, she’s on the verge of a panic attack. She used the same amount of calming energy that she gave Vlad. The kid vampire calmed herself and smiled at Carmella in appreciation.

“Lord Ruler, the meeting was quite memorable. On behalf of myself and my Familiar I offer my sincere apology”Crowley says

“You have nothing to apologize for” The Lord ruler assured

“The Archmage disrespected you, your house members, and what we represent. He should have respected you “

Carmella shrugs at Crowley. “ if it makes you feel any better, He’ll think twice before making the scene like that again”

(I understand your concern, but we can’t act not now. Wait till he’s safe at Hinansho) Baron instructed Malty

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Han:

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Jun 23, 2024 22:32:30 GMT Valhalla Erikson said:

(Not much but that has a lot to do with his Master keeping it that way.) Lilith glances at Baron and Malty’s reaction then continues. (I’d recommend asking them if you’re curious.)

As The Lord Ruler dismisses everyone Crowley got up from his seat, “Come on, Han”

Han nodded then followed his Lord.

Hannah frowned, the moment she locked eyes on Crowley’s Familiar her stomach was in knots as memories back when she was human resurfaced

Carmella can sense a distress in Hannah, she’s on the verge of a panic attack. She used the same amount of calming energy that she gave Vlad. The kid vampire calmed herself and smiled at Carmella in appreciation.

“Lord Ruler, the meeting was quite memorable. On behalf of myself and my Familiar I offer my sincere apology”Crowley says

“You have nothing to apologize for” The Lord ruler assured

“The Archmage disrespected you, your house members, and what we represent. He should have respected you “

Carmella shrugs at Crowley. “ if it makes you feel any better, He’ll think twice before making the scene like that again”

(I understand your concern, but we can’t act not now. Wait till he’s safe at Hinansho) Baron instructed Malty

Vlad had to admit that he wanted to grab the kid and get him the hell out of here, Familiar or not, a Council Of Vampires was no place for a child. However he knew that interfering with what was going on, much less grabbing the kid like that, would lead to further problems. The Council was Neutral Ground and whoever broke that truce first would be rendered persona non-grata and at the mercy of whichever Vampire they pissed off in doing so. In this case, attacking Crowley would lead to The Graveblade's being drawn into conflict with him, his Coven and whichever allies aligned with him. It was basically the equivalent of getting a Blood Hunt called on you. So like it or not he was stuck. If he wanted to help Han out he would need to handle this delicately with the help of others. He eyed Carmella's Squad and THe Battousais. At the very least he had an idea of who those people could be. He made a mental note to have a private talk with them after The Meeting. For now, the best Vlad could do was offer a kind smile to Han who responded with a brief polite one before he returned his head to looking downwards.

(I know. I know. I get it. I'll store it down inside. For later. But Crowley's going on my list.)

(On that I will never blame you. Just remember to be patient and wait for the right time. Besides, we have more allies in this operation than you think.)

(Oh I've noticed and don't worry. I know how to play the field....incidentally? Do you think we should inform that Little Fireball that's living with them now?)

(Chinatsu? Heh. She is a Firecracker isn't she? We'll keep her out of it and just inform her to stay away from Bad Men like Crowley. That kid isn't ready for this. We'll save Han, I promise, but the less she and Chaos-Cat know about this the better.)

(Rodger that.)

Carmella wasn't tuned into their psionic conversation but she had a good idea of what they were conversing about and would speak with them and the kid about it later. The poor kid would not continue to suffer like this. Not like Hannah. Not if they could do anything about it.

Hannah meanwhile watched Han and gently held onto Ramona who gently pulled her into a hug.

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Jun 23, 2024 22:42:44 GMT Valhalla Erikson said:

Han:

Sharply dressed as always but bro really needs a hug right now.

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While the vampires all gather up and mingle amongst themselves Count Varney just sits at his station smiling with his eyes closed. It is written that it's forbidden for a vampire to attack a child, it's also prohibited for a vampire to attack a familiar. When a vampire targets a Familiar it is considered an act of war by its master and swift action will be conducted by said Master in his familiar's name. All Varney could do was smile when he heard the sound of Han's fresh warm blood flowing inside of him as Crowley talked with him. The rhythmic beat his heart and blood vessels make. Oh how he wants to taste him.

"I'll give tonight's meeting this, it wasn't boring. In fact it felt rather festive"


Varney's eyes opened to see his lifelong friend Lord Barnabas Karloff he stood up and hugged his centuries-old companion. "A Puppy showed its fangs and Crowley closed things off in the grandest way possible."

He gets up and walked with Karloff, from the side of his eye he sees Crowley having a pleasant conversation with the Lord Ruler. While it may appear to be just two old friends catching up on old times an actual conversation is being held within their minds.

'Outside of us and a few others there's honest-to-goodness genuine respect between the two.' Varney said as he sees Crowley cupped the sides of her face, smiling at The Lord Ruler as a proud father would. 'He one of the last few real ones you know. Honest to good lot. Anyone foolish enough to take action towards him will answer to me'

Lord Karloff smiled, 'And I shall support your decision. As for I, I go where the balance scale go'

From afar Crowley placed a congratulative hand on Carmella's arm before he and his Familiar vanish in a wave of black Aether.

"Whatever card game you guys have in mind, may I join in" Lucius greeted both Varney and Karloff.

"Ye always a welcome company, unlike some individuals here you don't make me want ta vomit" Count Varney compplimented.