Post by superkamiguy1 on Nov 19, 2024 1:40:15 GMT
Meanwhile...IN Hell
Popaplazoo: "Man..I knew I should've taken the Holiday off. That shit occurred during The Devil's Month! I had a voucher"
Among the other overlords of Hell, Velvette cleared her throat. "Look man. Get to the point of the story. We've given you the floor so don't waste our time"
Popaplazoo: "OK OK. So our Homie Art and Pale Girl was fucking that Chosen One right. I mean really bad. Look you had to be there y'all. The fact that she was still able to fight him in the first place. Then a Huntsman come in and crashed the whole thing. Spamming us with Arrows left and right. I mean what the fuck was up with that?! But that's not the worst part. His vampire partner was with him"
Vox: "Define partner?"
Popaplazoo: "Oh there's a vibe but that's not important! They wiped out my crew. Remember the opening of Fellowship of The Ring where Sauron was wiping out the army? THat vampire did just that! And Tiny"
His voice broke. He stopped to collect himself and pulled out a photo of the behemoth clown from his pocket. "OK we thought it was a lock. Tiny was going to wipe the floor with those losers. Then the vampire started getting serious"
Velvette: "How?"
Popaplazoo leaned forward. "His eyes started to glow. And the carnival got so cold that I thought we was experiencing another ice age"
Popaplazoo continued. "But Tiny....That vampire made him freeze in place"
That managed to get Valentino's attention. "What he used psychic powers?"
"He froze his blood from the inside! When he was done he pulled his blood out and it became nothing but broken ice shards. I can still hear his flesh being ripped open. The chosen one was one thing but The Pale Girl never said anything about fighting The Ice Blood Vampire!"
Rosie got up with a glass of water and hands it to the sobbing Demon clown.
Valentino: (Fuck!
)
"Thank you" Popaplazoo accepted the water.
Popaplazoo: "Man..I knew I should've taken the Holiday off. That shit occurred during The Devil's Month! I had a voucher"
Among the other overlords of Hell, Velvette cleared her throat. "Look man. Get to the point of the story. We've given you the floor so don't waste our time"
Popaplazoo: "OK OK. So our Homie Art and Pale Girl was fucking that Chosen One right. I mean really bad. Look you had to be there y'all. The fact that she was still able to fight him in the first place. Then a Huntsman come in and crashed the whole thing. Spamming us with Arrows left and right. I mean what the fuck was up with that?! But that's not the worst part. His vampire partner was with him"
Vox: "Define partner?"
Popaplazoo: "Oh there's a vibe but that's not important! They wiped out my crew. Remember the opening of Fellowship of The Ring where Sauron was wiping out the army? THat vampire did just that! And Tiny"
His voice broke. He stopped to collect himself and pulled out a photo of the behemoth clown from his pocket. "OK we thought it was a lock. Tiny was going to wipe the floor with those losers. Then the vampire started getting serious"
Velvette: "How?"
Popaplazoo leaned forward. "His eyes started to glow. And the carnival got so cold that I thought we was experiencing another ice age"
Popaplazoo continued. "But Tiny....That vampire made him freeze in place"
That managed to get Valentino's attention. "What he used psychic powers?"
"He froze his blood from the inside! When he was done he pulled his blood out and it became nothing but broken ice shards. I can still hear his flesh being ripped open. The chosen one was one thing but The Pale Girl never said anything about fighting The Ice Blood Vampire!"
Rosie got up with a glass of water and hands it to the sobbing Demon clown.
Valentino: (Fuck!
)"Thank you" Popaplazoo accepted the water.