Baron Battosai vs Shigaraki: The Real Deal vs Poser Villain
Oct 23, 2024 0:46:44 GMT
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Post by Valhalla Erikson on Oct 23, 2024 0:46:44 GMT
"Well that was a hell of a lot than I expected. I hope I have dreams about that Baron Beefcake tonight. Or his Demon. Or both
" Blitzo say while finishing his soda after wolfing down another hotdog"UGH, TMI DAD! I'M RIGHT HERE" Loona scoffed and crumbled an empty bag of popcorn and tossed it in the trash can. Then sent Vel a text back.
Loona thought about it and responds
Han's cellphone buzzed. Seeing Gwen's name he looked at his sisters, "Excuse me" when he answered the phone Gwen spoke before he had a chance to. "Hello my Dark Spirit" Han glanced back, relieved to see Hana busy talking to Chidori.
"Hello Kiki"
"Kimo"
Han made a face at Hana and continued, "Baron or Malty?"
"Oh Malty's fine. She's on a shopping spree with Toki and Morgaine. Milord was the one who was throwing hands. Don't worry, he's sleeping it off. I'd be more concerned about the loser who he'd just put in his place. But enough about that. Guess what I am doing?"
Han's face turned pink
"I don't need magic to notice you're getting warmer Dark Spirit" Gwin giggled on the other end. "I sent you a little something in case you're curious"
Han sees the photo and it's an image of Gwen in bed, wearing underwear that leaves little to the imagination while making a smooching gesture. Even though he doesn't see his face Han can recognize Baron's blonde locks anywhere. "We're soooo lonely Dark Spirit. We could use the company."
Hana made smooching noises at Han's expense.
Chidori holds back a laugh but encourages: "Oh, just go. If Morgaine is there, tell her I said Sup."
"Oh a twofer! This world has gotten interesting" Ivory giggled.
"Oh we'll be just fine the hurricane's already passed. So we're free to just sit back and relax now."
(A hurricane, huh? Yeah, that sounds about right. Although I'm impressed she was able to sense the massacre from this far away. I should bring that up to Malty later.) "I understand. I'll pass that info along. You two feel free to chillax in the meantime. Stay here, stay out of trouble, keep the bullying to a minimum."
"No promises!" Hana chimed in.
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LOL! I'll be sure to pass that along. It might take him a while to get back to you though. Vox-Box is buffering again.
Let me guess: Alastor?
DING-DING-DING!
LOL! Alright, well, just pass it along when you can. But maaaaaaan. If Alastor gets Vox this wound up? What does he think about that Rockstar Douchebag Angel?
"That...seemed unnecessarily brutal." Moxxie noted.
"Well shoot, it ain't too awful! Ya see stuff like that all the time in The Wrath Ring! Course, down yonder, when they chop off a limb, it ain't comin' back. Gotta get real crafty if ya wanna stick 'em back on." Millie pointed out.
"Besides, is it really all that much more brutal than our usual killing sprees? Hell, I saw The Cannibals mauling some poor sap on the way to work this morning!" Blitzo laughed.
"Point taken." Moxxie thought of the Daemon shirtless and he just couldn't help bringing the subject up. "Say Millie, you think if I try hard enough I'd look just as Ripped as Baron?"
As if on cue Loona is laughing her ass of. Millie glared but noticed homegirl was too busy texting Vel.(Ya better be laughing at whatever the hell Vel just said)
Millie glanced at Blitzo who did stiffle a laugh then proceeded to cough when he noticed Millie's gaze on her. "The sausage came down the wrong windpipe"
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