Post by Valhalla Erikson on Jun 30, 2024 23:51:55 GMT
Warren, fuming, spat at Thomas. "Fuck you, Boy George! You know who you're fucking with?! I am the Motherfucking Dick Master of Sunnydale!" He lunged at the young vampire.
They moved deeper into the back alley. As soon as Warren saw an opening, he whirled around and threw a punch. Thomas dodged, having anticipated the move, then backhanded Warren, sending him sprawling onto the pavement.
"That's all you got?" Thomas taunted, his tone dripping with contempt.
Warren scrambled to his feet, roaring in rage. He threw a flurry of punches, but Thomas lazily retreated, effortlessly avoiding and deflecting each blow. Yet, there was a strain in Thomas's movements. He's calculating something. Thomas's sharp eyes caught the leather pouch strapped to Warren's belt, the likely source of his enhanced strength.
In a swift motion, Thomas backhanded Warren across the face, sending him crashing to the ground, screaming in pain. Chunks of flesh from Warren's WHOLE FUCKING FACE splattered against the brick wall.
"Your moves lack coordination, and you have the fighting skill of a drunk chimpanzee," Thomas mocked, glancing at his hand now coated with Warren's blood. "I'm new to this town and all, but from what I’m seeing, you’re not as badass as you think you are."
In Heaven
"SLAP HIM THE FUCK UP!!" Adam and Lute hi-five.
"And newsflash, BITCH. There's only ONE Dick Master up in here!" Adam boasted
Note: A slight Baki shout-out with that one!
Seriously though, this goes to show exactly why he's such a badass! Even roiding yourself out with a couple of magical orbs isn't enough to put you on his level! Especially if you don't even know how to fight! Warren walked right into this beatdown and he has nobody to blame but himself!
IC!
Drusilla laughed and applauded the entire scene! "Yes! Yes! This is wonderful! I'm loving the splatter!"
Izzy burst out laughing. "I saw this coming and it's still comedy gold! You're a genius, Thomas!"
Thomas paused to take a bow while tossing the bag up into the air and catching it coming down while Warren screamed and cried in agony on the ground. "Thank you, thank you, I aim to please my lovely lady friends!" He told them.
Izzy whistled to get Thomas's attention, motioning at the bag he held. He smiled and tossed it to her. The fae unzipped the bag and saw the orbs inside. "Oh, Sis is gonna love this. She has something she could sell to Ambrosia when we get back."
Thomas winked at Izzy, then his smile faded as he looked down at Warren, who was rolling on the floor, clutching his bloodied face.
Thomas called upon his daemon to enter Warren’s mind. Warren shuddered, his cries growing more intense.
“Relax,” Izzy commanded. Warren’s cries ceased, and he found himself uncontrollably removing his hands from his face and placing them on the pavement.
“Rise,” Izzy said, and Warren lifted into the air, his feet dangling a few inches above the ground.
“I-I c-can’t—”
“Izzy,” Thomas said casually.
“Move your body,” Izzy commanded with her fae powers.
Thomas whistled. “My, my, my, is someone naughty. Son of a Catholic priest, no less.”
Warren winced, feeling his mind invaded by an unseen, unnatural force. He was helpless to prevent whatever was intruding into his being. “Why are you—”
“Scanning the source of this sad little bravado you’ve displayed,” Thomas said, his tone icy. “Consider this your final judgment.”
Warren opened his mouth to scream for help, but Izzy cut his cries short.
“Shhhh.” Izzy put her finger to her lips. “My man’s working.”