Joker flew across the interrogation room and felt his back slam into the wall before he bounced off of it and faceplanted onto the floor. He groaned in pain for a moment before it transitioned into mad cackles and he raised himself up enough to spit blood onto the floor. "Little rough don't you think, Bats? What's the problem anyway? It's not like I blew up Gotham, right? Not yet anyway." He laughed as Batman stomped over to him, picked up The Joker by his jacket, dragged him over to the table and slammed his face down onto the table hard enough to create a resounding *BANG!* that echoed around the room! "GAAAAAAAHHHHHHHAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAA! What did I tell you about the head? The Victim gets all...fuzzy! He can't feel the next-" *BANG!* Joker slumped to the floor, blood starting to ooze down his face from the head wound Batman had just given him from slamming his head down on the metal table. Batman stomped on his hand and ground his boot onto it.
"Talk you dumb animal! No more games, Joker, why did you do it?! Tell Me!"
"Dumb...animal....that's a new one." Joker admitted. "You sure you don't have me mistaken for Croc?" He joked.
Batman picked him right back up and slammed his back on the table. "This has always been about us! Why did you go after
him?! Talk!"
"Ohhh...Bats....you still don't get it do you?" He laughed. "Every time you and I play our little games, I lose. Every single time. Naturally I got tired of losing so I decided to switch things up and...you know something? It was easy! It was as easy as beating a puppy to death with a kitten last week! When the howling and meowing stops, and all you’re left with is a mess of fur and blood and brains—-well, you can’t beat that warm glowing feeling inside." Joker grinned and leaned up to Batman with his deranged twisted bloody smile. "Someone took everything from you, didn’t they? And look at what you became. The punching, kicking embodiment of wrath. What do you think he’ll become, hmm? A god who deluded himself into believing he was just a man? What will Superman turn into?"
Batman threw the clown back down to the floor. "Like I said: A dumb animal. There are some things even
you can't corrupt Joker."
"HA! Oh, Batsy, you're so cuuuuute when you're mad! You honestly think your friend will still be fun to play with?"
"He’ll grieve, but he will continue to be the best man I know. We'll help him through this. We'll help each other through this loss. He'll recover. He'll heal. They all will."
"Oh, no. I think it's going to be a whole lot funnier than that. This time, the joke’s on you. And the world will burn!" Joker wiped the blood from his mouth. "Be-sides! What are you even gonna do about it?
THROW ME BACK IN ARKHAM?! Heh, heh, heh. Hah, hah hah, hah hah! HA HA HA HA HA!! HOW'S THAT BEEN WORKING OUT ANYWAY?! We break out, we kill our way across Gotham, we have a few laughs, you put us back in Arkham, and then we can start the fun all over again! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!"
"
Quiet!"
"Or
WHAT?!" Joker challenged.
They were interrupted by Superman breaking through the outside wall into the interrogation room, flying across, shoving Batman out of his way and grabbing the homicidal clown by his throat and slamming him against the wall.
Kal-El… Clark.
Diana. I killed them.
No! That madman orchestrated this. He’s responsible. Only him.
Will you keep her safe?
Of course."MADMAN!" Superman shouted in the diseased maniac's face. "You drugged me! Made me... Lois... my son...."
"Hmmmm....First Krypton, now Metropolis, People you love tend to blow up, don't they?"
"RRRAAAAAHHH!" Superman shouted and punched the wall next to Joker's head and punched straight through it! Joker burst out laughing.
"That's why I like you, Super-Stoop! You're so much funnier than Old Batsy." Superman flung him into the opposite wall and put a serious dent in it and Joker collapsed to the floor. Hacking and coughing now in between his deranged laughs. He was even wheezing in pain now as he struggled to drag himself up. Even when he got to his feet he could only stagger forward until he bumped into the wall and turned around to face Superman. "You think you can have a family. That locking me up will magically reform me...and they'll be safe. So big, so dumb. (chuckles) Now run along so I can break out of here. I've got lots of planning to do to top this." He replied smugly. Superman zipped in front of him, grabbed the clown, and picked him up off of his feet by his throat.
"That's enough!" Batman insisted and tried to get in between them but Superman sent him careening backwards with a simple finger flick. Batman hit the interrogation table and knocked it over but he was fine thanks to his Batsuit's Armor. He shook his head and sat back up. "Clark...don't..."
"Hhhheeeeyyyy....Clarky.... I know it's soon, but...think you'll ever love again? Maybe you won't kill your next family..." Joker wheezed.
Superman began tightening his grip as he thought about EVERYTHING this diseased madman, this plague on humanity, this walking death worshipping sack of garbage had done. All of the murder, the death, the executions, the slaughter, the deaths of the JSA*, now all of Metropolis, Wally, Garfield....his family....Lois...all of them, all of them, dead, dead and gone forever, at the hands of this ANIMAL! This diseased, rabid, psychotic, animal! If they continued to do things Bruce's way, if they just put him and Harley, Joker's partner in this act of mass murder, back in Arkham, they would just break out and kill ever more people! No, no, he had to die! She had to die! They both had to die! They had to die! They had to DIE! THEY HAD TO! THEY HAD TO!
But...Lois wouldn't want that. Perry wouldn't want that. Jimmy wouldn't want that. None of his friends would want that. Wally wouldn't want that. Garfield wouldn't want that. So no. Despite how much this inhuman monster deserved to die...Superman would not give in. But he wouldn't let him walk either.
So he would take a third option.
Superman lowered Joker down and moved his hands to Joker's shoulders and bowed his head. "Joker...I won't do it. I won't sully their memories with your unclean filthy putrid blood."
Batman sat up and smiled. "I knew it. Clark....thank you."
"Oh COME! ON! What does it take to crack you eggheads?" Joker questioned.
Superman took a deep breath and blew it out and looked up at Joker. "I'm not done. I won't kill you Joker. But I won't let you walk away either. I'm going to put a stop to your madness Joker. Permanently. Then I'm going to lock you away in the darkness so that you'll never escape."
"Uhhh....'fraid I don't follow. You still on the gas?"
Superman suddenly moved his hands back up and grabbed Joker's head. His eyes glowed bright red. "Goodbye Joker. Forever."
Then Superman lobotomized Joker with a quick bright red blast of heat vision. Two burn scars. Two dots on Joker's head and everything that made Joker who he was died inside right then and there. All that was left was a frowning, crumbled, bloody, lobotomized shell of a man drooling on himself on the floor. Superman sighed.
"It's over." After a lengthy pause he picked the clown back up and walked over to the hole he'd made in the wall.
"Clark...wait...where are you?"
"The Fortress. I'm going to send him to The Phantom Zone."